So, right, me and Mum went down to Tesco, to get booze and food and stuff, and as we were walking down the vegetable bit, Mum picks up a massive cucumber and says "En Garde!"
We then proceeded to have a larg,e, extravagant cucumber sword fight.
We got strange looks from several old ladies.
'twas highly amusing.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

that it's a demon! A dancing demon? No something isn't right there.

I've got a theory some kid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare..

I've got a theory we should work this out.

It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches, some evil witches! Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted. Wicca good and love
the earth and women power and I'll be over here.

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies!

Bunnies aren't just cute like everyone supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what's with
all the carrots!? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets.

I've got a theory we should work this fast.

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

I've got a theory, it doesn't matter. What can't we face if we%uFFFDre together? What's in this place that we can't
weather. Apocalypse? We've all been there. The same old trips, why should we care?

What can't we do if we get in it. We'll work it through within a minute. We have
to try, we'll pay the price. It's do or die.

Hey, I've died twice.

What can't we face if we're together.

What can't we face?

What's in this place that we can't weather?

If we're together.

There's nothing we can't face.

Except for bunnies.

THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!
AAHHHHH!!

And I'm bored, so someone add me.
AsylumSatellite@live.co.uk
PM me if you do, so like, I can feel special :]

Boobs.

...are amazing when your uncle owns one.
Fucking noisy thing it is.
<3

It was on the news this evening. They were talking about UK pigs and EU pigs, and all sorts of shit I don't give much of a toss about.
But then.
MP Richard Bacon was on the news talking about the UK Pig Industry.
This struck me as funny.
I LOL'd.

I fucking love that film.
The amount of times they say the word 'Fuck' is incredible.
That and, Alanis Morrisette as God just made me giggle.

...is fucking hilarious xD
Only Matt wouldn't do it.
So I threw hot chocolate powder at him :D